Army Shopping Spree

Since the army pulled a fast one on former PM Thaksin Shinawatra, and left him to rot in the great sand city of Dubai, they have gone on one heck of a shopping spree. To just name a few:

• Grippen Jet fighters that no one seems to know how to fly, to use against enemies that do not exist.
• A hot air balloon to secretly spy on the insurgents down south, that has major flaws of being too big and too slow.
• GT 200 bomb detectors, that according to test conducted by the Ministry of Science works just as well as flipping a coin, no that's not true, flipping coins at least gives one a 50-50 probability, this darn thing only works 20% of the time.

I understand that on its wish list of things still left to buy, more jet fighters, a submarine, new tanks, and helicopters. Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas.